brrrrrr….wheres my cane!

k for anyone who sick of hearing sarah and i yammer on and on about iced this and sunshine that mid 60’s blah blah blah i have good news first of all its cold man real cold it may even freeze tonight the high today is 50 k feel better? secondly im sick. finally my over vitamined healthstore grazing body has sucumb to the kent super sickness which threatens to destroy us all! and lastly i have felt the cold and brutal sting of growing older….how you ask? well this morning i dragged my sickly self out of bed and went for coffee red eyed and puffy faced as only a sick prescher boy can be i saw a guy putting up a flyer for models needed to promote his call us when your downtown and trashed instead of driving service. well…..siad man in his 40’s mind you aproached me and asked if i was interested well well well….i was mildly wierded out but the flyer looked pretty legit and he had a very profesional format describing in detail that i just had to smile next to a car manned by a sober looking driver and i would make a decent bit of pocket money. okay easy enough there was a small matter of paper work he needed to fill out no problem when he asked my age i told him 27 ohhhhhh hmmmm bummer i really do need to stick to my rule he siad . huh? yeah right here right here on the flyer 18-25 only he siad as if i was going to argue…… isnt that wierd? i lost my big modeling job due to won ton ageism!!!!!!! k thats all im going to have some soup now.

Happy Birthday Jessica!!

I have to go to work, so I’ll expound on this topic later…

Alright it’s much later now. So now, dear Jessica, that your birthday is almost over- Happy happy birthday to you. I hope that your day was splendid and you had all manner of lovelyness around you.

In honor of your special day, and because I know of your hatred of choir girls, I found this video clip just for you. I will warn people who are squimish not to watch this clip, and I will warn people who are not squimish that you have to watch the fuzzy picture carefully for the girl in the background, right behind the one singing. Oh, let’s be honest…we all know what happens…. Happy Birthday Jessica